} Just get used to the fact that we multiply quickly and pretty soon it wont be just Miami. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ JT } and testimony here I was married for 3years to my husband and all of a I recommend this method to all people who want to eliminate the herpes from your body forever contact. [CDATA[ And excuse me, I completely forgot to mention that you are in no place to talk. says: Haha mostly true. } he is the solution to all your problems and predicaments in life.his email again is{Oviedokogo@gmail.com}. else output += unescape(l[i]); I did what any partner would and stood by my ex-boyfriend, then he decides to dump me by text and phone telling me that he was hurt by my Mums behavior when they had a blew. There is a wonderful world out there, and the nasty, superficiality of Miami doesnt represent it all. you cant stand online to pay for anything, because they love to cut you off. And overpopulation is an issue but, Im curious Where is your new found cuddly, humble abode? I grew up in Ft. Lauderdale, had the pleasure of spending my college years in Miami at FIU (you know, the REAL University of Miami) and have spent the past two and a half years out of state for grad school (so much for dumb Miamians, huh?). says: I agree with Matt I dont like maimi at at this place sucks because of the people who live in it. You suck columnist! //= 0; i=i-1){ Unless you want to club and do drugs, then its great. You say you are industrious, but we all know that when you hear of a successful Cuban it arises suspicious. Precocious right-hander Eury Prez could give Miami a pair of aces in the near future, and left-hander Dax Fulton could slot in right behind them in a couple of years. You mean, they speak Spanish and broken English. says: The articles was hilarious and on point!!!! These are not things that people should know about Miami, these are things that you hate. So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day.What an amazing statement!! Large fleet of new motor coaches, tour Long story short, you pack your rotten luggage with you, and wherever you land, you will still be left with you. get a job, you are not made for thinking /writing. its pretty much hard if your of a white or european decent and male. If you surround yourself with fake people who are only interested in bottle service at clubs, that says more about you than the city you live in. Cure Cancer, I have a feeling this poor guy fell in love with a Cuban girl that didnt share his feelings. Miami is not a Spanish city- it is an American city, that ignorant Latins have ruined. I moved out of Miami 7 years ago, and every time I go back (which is quite regularly), I encounter many of the points made here. Thank you DR SALOBA, You can reach DR SALOBA ON via email: . says: Yeah. 5. I love Miami until I die. Americanization programs are full of digressions and are not really places in full nor embraced by laws in Florida. Its not possible to find sophistication and intelligence everywhere you go. says: written as a joke or not..its insulting.. Im not latin or from Miamibut I love it here.. Free $60 Account Today's Best Bet. $('#video_month_link').fancyZoom({width:420, height:315}); Jc Rodriguez Not only come back, the spell caster opened him up to know how much I loved and needed him. The robbery deal is a killer also as I dont want to have to worry about my wife all the time. and all he did was to send me packing. Hoping You Move And when ever you can afford to do some travel, visit some of these Countries that you trash with your vulgar vocabulary, so you can understand the type of person that you are, and what a pathetic world you live in. All I have to say to you guys is: HUMBLE YOURSELVES The day you die, no club, no bling, no nice cars, are going to go with you So when I ever I go visit my old lady in Hialeah Gardens..whoosh, I cringe. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) else output += unescape(l[i]); (7) You want to tie your husband & wife to be yours forever. I've experienced the same thing in the Bay Area, particularly in Silicon Valley, which is full of self-important douche bags. I have met some of the most intellectual people at the beach. The magic city is a beautiful beach town with a little-known rich cultural heritage (no, seriously). However, there are many of us who still read, yes, books! says: Of course the politically correct responders to the 25 reasons focus on the Latino comments. 3. once again make sure you contact him if you have any problem he will help you. Rich riches @ 30 Furthermore, when I was referring to the lack of literacy in Miami it was the English speaking graduates that frustrate me the most. } Ive kept reading the comments to this article because I found them funny. did I get that right? 21. says: What you described was any college town in the US. 25. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_WXCeTOIEJ4').innerHTML = output; if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_mt3Eyj18hH').innerHTML = output; But as someone who has lived in Miami for 25 years, in areas spanning from Hialeah to Kendall, I can attest that these statements are based on truths. Den You dont like it it FUCK OFF and go back to CUBA or where you came from. We dont need drug and gun marketing being brought into this country and that being a large part of foreign marketing. Miami: The Tropical Latino Jersey Shore I had picture of him walking out a of a restaurant with her and many other photo of them kissing in public like he will never be caught by someone that knows he is my Husband. Im sorry but English should be first except perhaps in a very ethnic hood. Y? (7) You want to tie your husband & wife to be yours forever. I pretend we are temporarily living on an island off the coast of the United States and now that my son has finished school, we will be going back to the U.S. Its nice to know I am not alone in my disgust and named all of the reason why I moved away from Miami. John .. Yovii if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; To the point where they almost run over pedestrians at crosswalks? At first i thought it was a lie but i took courage and believed as Great Baba has said and it did happen just as this Great spell caster said, My husband called me and was crying, apologizing for forgiveness. The saddest part is.. I do not know if it is a clever ploy of people who drive to not carry insurance. says: Josette Fernandez Free $60 Account Today's Best Bet. 13. 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The port of Miami, generates 140,000 jobs and generates over 18 billion dollars in revenue. !!!!! Hate Miami!! You have a bunch of dumb, low class people who have turned prime beach real estate into a bigger version of an Arkansas Trailer Park. var output = ''; document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_fS0gAROYx5').innerHTML = output; My ex left me for no reason 3 years ago. Customer service? If youre offended its because you know its true. Stating that 2/3 Of the community or latins are: short, non-punctual, trashy, dumb, alcoholics that dont read or drive properly You should include the rest of the large, diverse, melting pot that is Miami if you wanna be funny. They have latins in government jobs,such as DMV who do not speak English well. This was a fun discussion about a brilliantly acerbic piece of writing. This is mainly because I dont speak fluent Spanish, Portuguese, or Russian. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_UyMR44jN3s').innerHTML = output; Come visit our beautiful states, then go home, you dont have to move in, so they dont get trashed and filled up with crime! Xisco (2) if you always have bad dreams. Hot and Nice says: Ive been hearing the same drivel during the last 60 years. //]]> Castro after visiting Washington DC in 1959, meeting with politicians (The Washington Establishment), was believed to be Pro-American, but later turned his back on his handlers, and revealed himself an ally of the Soviet Union. We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 "apple watch" as the new gold standard in douchebag detection. says: yasmine Good for you Hispanicbookworm! says: Things you sh..Miami Girls If the internet has taught me anything, Miami seems like a shit place to live, Its full of giant invasive iguanas, expensive drinks, and the worst drivers youll ever meet. Its trashy We are the birthplace of the chonga. We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before. 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Web(v) The art of being/acting like a douche bag. Funny. Job they used to do in Cuba. By the way, we are moving to Miami next year. He moved in with another woman, I felt like killing myself, my life became very bitter and sorrowful. WebThe Advanced Practice Provider Fellow will complete rotations in a variety of clinical setting located within the Desai Sethi Urology Institute and University of Miami Healthcare System to include both the outpatient and operative settings over a period of approximately 52 weeks. Adam [CDATA[ I still didnt believe. Making Miami even more stressful is the long commute time, a high unemployment rate, and a high rate of divorce. Bad traffic. If you drop something here theyll look at you like you stabbed their grandmother. says: Everything in this post is true! WebDouchebags even created The Strm 90L Roller Bag, roller bag that was protected with their patented Rib Cage construction and its little brother, The Strm 60L Roller Bag. says: This is so so true. If not, you will receive a VERY large electric bill in August. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_WBXxIwnZxf').innerHTML = output; Which is perfectly fine since I myself am Jewish. Some good reasons to live in Miami: then YOU really are the dumb one. Pointing out defects of where you live is the first step necessary to improve it. Miami sucks. I dont understand why the author would promote such a negatively-oriented view of this town, and yet, Miami is still one of the nations leading tourism and retirement hubs. says: 1- Jobs are scarce.- Yes. There is a great spell caster called Dr Eku who can really solve your problem. The thing is, Latin culture is more or less a generation or so behind ours when it comes to things like gender roles and culture. Scuz-baggish caliber of a place, notwithstanding. Even the most gregarious and you give it all what youve got you will have a hard time trying to make friends here in Miami. says: TIPS ON HOW TO GET YOUR EX BACK OR SOLVE YOUR DIFFERENT PROBLEMS, Getting to contact DR. EWAN on these details +2347052958531 or via email at . says: The one thing that I find painful is when Spanish speakers demand that I speak in Spanish. But talking/joking about Blacks or Jews is taboo! If youre an English speaker, who doesnt know Spanish, and has an axe to grind against Hispanics, then youre going to hate Miami. var output = ''; Doc's Sports Prediction, Preview, and Pick Inside. To Matt Meltzer: Definitely give South America a try if all youve visited is C. America and the Caribbean. [CDATA[ Duh. says: Miamians are dumb? Going away to college is the one thing that will save you! There is same discontent about the lack of jobs in Miami as there is anywhere else in America. I was all into that life of fast cars and who wears what but my eyes opened up and i hate this place. //]]>, my name is Miss Fatima ,i was married to my husband for 5 years we were living happily together for this years and not until he traveled to Australia for a business trip where he met this girl and since then he hate me and the kids and love her only. Brian C Thank you DR. UDUKA once again, if you want to reach him via email:(. Miami is good but full of douchebags. Eric Also lot of them deal drugs. //]]> There are reasons the average American doesnt stay here more than a couple of years, and its not because they hate 80 degree days in December. Living here from the University of Minnesota since 2006. When individuals with a college education cant fiugre out how to make the kind of living they seek, but people that dont have the college education find a way, it begs for the question Whos the dumb one again?. //]]> OR you can call my DR SALOBA on +2349036493771. 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But we have every single ethnic background, right here in this beautiful city. Miamis Newest Douchebag. Do you need a number for a good therapist? says: Drivers insurance is high because dumb fucks think its ok where ever they came from, to not pay for insurance and not drive with out a license. I have been visiting Miami for the past fifteen years, as I have my grandmother, uncle, and cousins who live there. There is a reason why I like the white-er American areas of Miamiclass and intelligence. service@docsports.com; 1-866-238-6696; leamington news accident. Today, U.S.-born Cuban Americans have a higher average household income than non-Hispanic whites, $50,000 vs. $48,000, and 39% of U.S.-born Cuban Americans have at least a four-year college degree, compared with 33% of non-Hispanic whites. No Cuban in Miami has higher wages than Angloes specially because of the pretty know crappy wages. (6) You want to be rich. As a Miamian, born, raised, and now living out of the state, I totally agree with Cuban Pete and CMM!! Miamis Super Woman sometimes behave as they are the only persons in the world or the most important. Conclusion , being a Miami resident I do acknowledge , there is good and bad, so does every other City in the world, but for sure the good weighs out the bad. Although people will still move here anyway. says: HAHAHAborn and raised in Miami. You dont show up to work 4 hours late do you? } Free $60 Account Today's Best Bet. But, just the same, I have watched these states go to crap from over population since I was a young child, and yes crime will be, but it has gotten worse from over populations!!! 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