==> ==> ==> ==> ==> ==> (18 pp. As a more personal matter, Dirk scanned his brain when he was thirteen years old, and uploaded the copy of his brain into his sunglasses, where Lil Hal resides. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, could be interpreted as any ship because it's reader's POV but y'know. It was a place where the laws of physics came to an end. After [S]Collide, Dirk and Jake confront each other and seem to talk through their relationship. Sticker By indigonite From $1.35 Dirk Strider Symbol Homestuck Active T-Shirt By BeelYourself $27.90 dirk strider - no bussy for bronies Classic T-Shirt By chumHandle From $19.84 Dirk kin Sticker By yooptheyot From $1.35 heart aspect Sticker By maqouto From $1.35 Dirk Strider Sticker By NibbleVerminInc From $1.16 These are the archetypes that created the different universes. The extra-universal gods urged him to look behind him. (34 pp.) The demon king had been meant to reveal the falsehood of the world, to transcend death, and to bring the computer gods and mankind to the true world. By the time she gets to Harry's house in. [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> (15 pp.) There were few personalities that were not influenced by him and there had only been one person from whom he had been able to receive advice. For the first time, Dirk Strider is incalculable. However, because of his dense mind, and possibly his abilities as a Prince of Heart, he seems to be immune to the "sugar holocaust" properties of the Trickster mode. After exchanging a brief glance with Dave, the latter seemed to understand (due to Dirk's prompting) and proceeded to decapitate Lord Jack, Robot Jack, and Dirk, all at once. and see into the internet infinite ocean of possibility and everything that can happen as it has been written, and it if has been written then he can read it. @a_random_user: not a smart idea. Please consider turning it on! These were written while I was high on weed. ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) Monika (DDLC) VS Ult. The paradoxical eradication of Lord English, from past, present, and future. He captchalogues several objects, including Squarewave and his sendificator, before leaving Sawtooth to send his home to the Medium and going through the fenestrated wall sent by the God Cat from Roxy's house with his rocket board. (2 pp.) Free day. As with Dave before him, he seems to have had a strained relationship with his Bro, who died in the 21st century as a resistance fighter against the Baroness. A plane that trascends that with being in that plane: extra-universal god and Noble Ring of horroterrors which exist in the Furthest Ring. You had the rest right and the Law of Identity is related to them all. uu: Jeer future Dirk. A wish is not a simple thing, and Dirk doesn't believe in simplicity anyway. Lord English ate every single one of his hammers. He and Jake were revealed to be dating for some months after entering the medium, but when the story resumed from their perspective, Jake was shown to feel uneasy about the relationship. Specially . It isn't just about being canonically alive - if you're Dirk, and you suddenly become aware of the existence of the narrative, to be alive means you need the canon to be alive. Okay. you left. The dirk, a long dagger or short sword originating in the Scottish Highlands, may have contributed to the selection of Dirk's name. Upon being confronted by trickster Jake's proposal to group marry him and once engaging in a failed version of trickster mode himself, Dirk breaks up with Jake. This time, somebody finds you. Why is this tagged "Metanarrative Humiliation"? Confirming they are at the top of the story ladder (and beyond all other extra-universal gods): If so, there should be a spectrum, said Bouichirou confidently. like a whole lot of nothing in order to accompany a couple of drawings. Pesterquest. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/HomestuckPostCanon. You and they are both universes. Download this Sheet | Return to Sheet | Return to Game. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. This god tier masterpiece can kill cosmic diety fox. Sparring or MechanicsDay 4. Only Akuto and Bouichirou remained at the table. )Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) And thoughts themselves create a universe. You had yet to change your personality to make new friends only to find another being in your same position. Planet He attempted to kill an AI of himself, and generally carried a violent attitude towards anything remotely resembling himself. So he asks for the power to rewrite reality, not knowing the Pandora's box of meta-narrative horror he's about to plunge himself and everyone he knows into. [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) This little essay, about Dirk and the Ultimate Self, stems from the questions and answers raised in the wake of the Epilogues. Even him dying just causes more problems with everyone since Jane, despite finally throwing Gamzee out on his ass, uses his death as an excuse to further her own xenophobia. [A6A6I1] ====> (5 pp.) The VG Resource. His own sheer level of self-loathing causes his death to be classified Just (firmly. Dream Dirk states he must leave in order to repair the session, as all the players are dead or unconscious. Dirk is also extremely loyal to his friends and willing to sacrifice and die for them. Ultimate Dirk Strider The Homestuck Epilogues: Meat puppet play Metanarrative Humiliation Slut Shaming BDSM Suspension Metafiction unreliable narrators Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Being an Asshole Ultimate Dirk Also Being an Asshole Bro Strider body pillow Language: English Stats: Published: 2022-04-07 Words: 6500 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 14 Succumbs to the poison in Lord English's golden tooth and dies. ""[ 2016 | @Anuyushi]. Dirk's eyes were previously red before the changes in. Slashes the UI in half with his Katana, which is a tear in the narrative (BFR) Took control of Homestuck narrative )Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 [A6A6I4] ====> (5 pp. I want to save all the beings inside the Law of Identitys universe. WV In fact, it would normally exceed the Law of Identitys will. Dirk tries to message Jake constantly after he leaves in desire for more space from their relationship, though once all of his messages went ignored and he is confronted by trickster Jake, Dirk decides to take the initiative and break up with him instead. GG He takes her advice to make [his] presence known after the murder of the Hegemonic Brute seriously, leading to his uprising on Derse. Dirk: Answer. When Morlock shrank, his body did not actually reduce in size. I mean an infinitely dense infinity. That also tells us the limits of this world: anything that cannot be described cannot happen.. Prior to his proper introduction to the reader, he is referred to by Jane as D. Strider, and later by Roxy as di stri. )Act 6 Act 5 Act 2 ==> (12 pp. He tried to eat Meat!John like he ate all his hammers. Jake, himself and Calliope are the only player characters that were not seen rendered in Homosuck style. The bodiless gods can arrive at the thought processes of single-celled life forms. that's the story. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Credits to @divinemaster for DKD cosmology, I really made a small story over a CV match lmao, If that doesn't make ppl answer then nothing will lmao. In other words, even the extra-universal gods became possibilities in the story. It didn't quite work. Well, I must say Im surprised to find you of all people out there. uu: Jeer Past Dirk. Subscribe to downloadUltimate Dirk. AC I want to free them from the stories. having sex with Rose to give her a child to raise, considering Yiffany, does have a canine penis. Dirk arrives at Roxy's room, where he leaves Squarewave to take care of Roxy's entry. She then finds out that Terezi was looking for her, and all the while she's bagging John to send her back. very rarely appears in game sessions, and is usually designated for the most naturally gifted warriors. Mods may do something for your spamming. He still uses his Unbreakable Katana, unlike the other kids and their newly-created weapons. Multifandom, eventually. Then what was the world? )Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 x2 ==> ==> (4 pp.) They were true in a world that could have been. See a recent post on Tumblr from @meloncoolie about ult dirk. ==> ==> Be Dirk. Oh god. He has made a few attempts to test the waters and see if Caliborn would consider reconciling with Calliope, but without much success. Please see the. All of the above is the baseline narrative layer of which there are many: What if the entire world were someones dream? He grabs Lil Cal and goes to the roof, where we see that, like Roxy, he lives in the future post-scratch Earth. This here will likely be the final part of that collection of writings. Dirk texts you. Later he stated that it's probably better for him to stay out of Jake's life, considering himself to have been a completely toxic element in his life from day one. It's kinda hard to imagine him reacting to that healthily. Dirk landed in the middle of the flooded planet's vast ocean somewhere in what used to be Texas, and used his only companion, Lil Cal, as a flotation device to reach the former apartment complex where he now resides. (8 pp.) But before I could realize this duty of mine, I needed to experience the death of my former lover as described in the prologue. A high-rise apartment in the middle of the ocean (Formerly Houston, Texas) How long it feels to them is not exactly precised. Afterward, Dirk tries to ascend to his roof, but is sidetracked by the sudden appearance of Roxy's Fenestrated wall, and soon after by jeering from Caliborn. GG [1] Because of this, "Doc was somewhat of a prompt for Dirk's profile"[2] - though within the fiction of Homestuck, Dirk's personality actually influenced Doc Scratch's through the presence of Arquiusprite's genes. Dirk's chumhandle similarly refers to the flood narrative; timaeus refers to the Platonic dialogue which first introduced the concept of Atlantis. His dream self on Derse has apparently been awake for years, much like Dave's was, although Dave was not aware of it. He's for taking stress out on Ronalds. @a_random_user: dude at this point just give up. [A6A6I5] ====> (4 pp.) learned how to be awake there while awake [on Earth] too. Dirk de-ages you and sends you to Bro's timeline to seduce him. If you have a related Youtube channel, enter the URL. There may not be much difference between being alive and being dead. ), you find yourself in the middle of the ocean with no memory, no idea where you are, and no one to help. Easter crowds in central Sulmona - image by ansilisia (CC BY-NC-SA 2.0)A little before midday the representatives of St Peter and St John announce the resurrection of Jesus to Mary by knocking on the door of the Church of San Filippo.. After much convincing and general commotion, Mary is eventually persuaded to leave her hiding place.. She bursts through the door and hurtles through the square. - I'm not even joking this thing is such a dissappointment. Dirk probably has the most strained, terse relationship with his sprite out of any of the alpha kids due to his dislike of himself. ==> (2 pp.) Terezi finally makes a move. And so the computer gods had produced the demon king. The props used naturally extended beyond him. It was revealed by Dirk's auto-responder and then later on by Dirk himself that he harbors a romantic interest in Jake. (Login|Register) Register today to join in with discussions on the forum, post comments on the site, and upload your own sheets! All of them. First, the characters that have left their physical bodies become the protagonists. One answer to Dirk Strider's own personal ~*~Ultimate Riddle~*~, and a final form his punishment takes, is the simple fact that he's directly responsible for the creation of Lord English. no capitals, but otherwise proper grammar. It was possible the one having the dream lived in a world that was itself the dream of someone in another world that was again someone elses dream, but even if that chain continued back infinitely, one specific origin could be found by facing that one Law of Identity. Maybe it was because of the plot relevance of one June Egbert. She's quite sure that when Lord English arrives in the Candy timeline, he will be far too weak to take on her, even on his best day. [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.) Only once you inform the higher being and create an enclosure within a single universe can you make a clear distinction between the three. The last phase of Ultimate Dirk's plan finally kicks off, and our heroes have arrived for the final battle. | All Together (2021) (1). This same dialogue also touches upon the concept of the demiurge, a title often given to the mythical Yaldabaoth. ==> Jane: Run to study. I do not mean the mathematical concept of infinity. ), Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 ==> ==> (7 pp.) But what if the world were someones dream? Almost half a year after entering, Dirk is shown to be on the Land of Tombs and Krypton, wearing a mask to protect himself from the thick gases of the planet and shoes similar to that of his rapping robots. ==> ==> (11 pp. As Ultimate Dirk, after taking over the narrative, he is too reckless and threads too close the Black/Green Hole, which alerts Alternate Calliope, who establishes a stable vessel and proceeds to, After his powers passively evolve into becoming his Ultimate self, he shapes up to be this. Dirk and Roxy Lalonde's meteors arrived on Earth sometime in the years 2407 or 2408, hundreds of years after the arrivals of their friends Jane Crocker and Jake English and almost 400 years after the complete domination of the planet by the alien Her Imperious Condescension. Thank you so much! (2 pp.) Bodiless thoughts invalidate that theory. Dirk Strider's Ultimate Self, having acheived command over every iteration of himself, joins Rivals of Aether! He has been using his dream self to gather information on Derse, and to watch over Roxy's sleepwalking dream self. [A6A6I1] ====> (5 pp.) Dirk in the epilogues finds himself in civilization for the first time (mostly comprised of gullible creatures from the players' worlds), while also having his ultimate self realization. Dirk's erotic affinity for robots and horses, objective of looking STRONG and even his rate of perspiration all seem to allude to Equius Zahhak; in his commentary in the Homestuck books, Andrew Hussie explains that both characters have "this creepy-guy streak running through them", and explains their shared connection with Doc Scratch by pointing out that "characters like Dirk, Equius, Doc, and a few others exist as dark authorial surrogates". shenanigans ensue. A compilation of my DirkJake drabbles for the week.Day 1. [A6A6I5] ====> (2 pp.) You often journey down to the dock by the sea late at night when nobody else is awake just to cry when nobody is looking. Dirk coerces her into ascending into her Ultimate Self, her consciousness abandoning her physical body and needing to be transplanted into a robot while her mortal coil is kept on life support. When I say we can understand them, I mean those worlds can be simply described. AR Isn't bound by the infinite hierarchy of meta-rivers, which are litteral fates, causality and plots), Incorporeality (Ultimate Selves are bodyless persona in the form of Platonic Ideal), Avatar Creation, Reactive Evolution (Adapted his body to the ascencion of his Ultimate Self, something that no other God Tier could do), BFR, Plot Manipulation, Text Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation, Nigh-Omniscience, Every abilities of his splinters, Resistance to Plot Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation and Mind Manipulation, Attack Potency:At least Small Building level (Able to cut down Imperial Drones. Unlike the Beta Kids, and like the rest of the Alpha Kids, Dirk's name is purely of Hussie's creation: which is to say his placronym was already filled out on his thirteenth birthday. He thinks Caliborn is a pretty fascinating guy, even though his artwork is utter shit. Dirk in his tank top with Squarewave shoes. [A6A6I1] ====> (3 pp. Controlling his alternate selves takes concentration, and if an alternate self is killed or knocked out, he's dazed. HB Retro or Futuristic Day 3. Dirk: Answer. I'll update you on anyone else he can beat. This is further indicated by the Credits, when they form the Consort Kingdom with Gcatavrosprite, and when they engage in practice fisticuffs with Sawtooth, Squarewave, and a new robot resembling Lord English. Screen name Because of this, Dirk is the center of a, Based upon his birthday, aspect, and lunar sway, Dirk's. The other people representing universes that he had only caught a glimpse of finally faded into nothingness. Adds a storyteller of Ultimate Dirk Strider from Homestuck 2 and the homestuck epilogues, Dirk has a particular affinity towards combat and an antagonist, leading to negative events happening more often than positive ones, with a particular fondness towards raids. As I reached out to grab it and try to pull it from the ground, a voice yelled over the pounding of the rain. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. With not much else to do, why not tell this mysterious figure everything he knows about his alternate selves. her increasing level of world-dominating power, and the artists of Homestuck^2 drop a butt-focus shot early on, do literally anything to get Tavros away from the situation, screaming in anguish before breaking down into tears, seeming like the kind of thing that would happen in his situation, had a lengthy story of his own involving a Sburb session and even several versions of the heroes. By, Her kismesis Gamzee is killed by Vriska towards the end of the epilogues. The story seemed to be making attempts to survive even if it meant destroying mankind. Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. He was then put in a chokehold by Lord Jack, who was then put into a similar hold by Robot Jack. My suggestion is bump it twice at most. First of all, we have to explain what exactly this world is. She began her explanation. You mean death is a lie? Yoshie nodded. Please consider turning it on! Then Gamzee appears and more or less puts her into a forced Kinemesis relationship with kissing, and then she meets Vrissy, after killing Gamzee. JavaScript is disabled. [A6A6I1] ====> (7 pp. What you referred to as outside the universe and non-virtual alternate dimensions are the same thing. Think of them as having become stories to varying degrees., And weve done so to a much higher degree?, We know that the world is fictional. Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave's Bro. He doesn't finish ripping Aranea's soul out of her body, and she recovers completely. For example, the two statements an elephant flew through the sky and Hitler visited Paris in the year 2000 AD were both impossible in reality, but they worked in writing. Please do not read it if that would bother you. uu: Jeer future Dirk. Music Even for her own good. He also has shown admiration for her in this conversation with Jane, explaining how he is proud of her and how she's probably stronger than the other three of them put together. You, a 18 year old had just started a new year of school.