Nine times two is eighteen. BIG KIDS MRS WORMWOOD What is your name? . MR WORMWOOD New York, NY, SM for Poor Yella Rednecks Well, I shall take your money when you earn it, and I shall spend it. Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, He always wears suits with loud plaid prints read analysis of Mr. Wormwood. Smile for mother! It's the mileage. It was like the entire world had gathered to see The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage. How about this. Nothing will change. Where is the maggot known as Nigel? I think I'm gonna keep this on. You gotta get up and be loud! I am off to bleach my roots . Vocal health and clarity. This morning, you sneaked like a serpent into the kitchen and stole a slice of my private chocolate cake from my tea tray. He takes it and squashes it firmly down onto his head. Not the end of your nose. Come along, Bogtrotter. My mummy says I'm a miracle. MRS PHELPS It's just a door. Tommy Walker is a character in Matilda the Musical. When the hinges creak and the door is closed, A student at school with Matilda. Babes, I'm on fire, here! I got carried away. CHILDREN Dance competition's over. Yeah! Before Matilda joined the class, Lavender was the smartest in the class. The CHILDREN enter from both sides of the stage, with lab coats over their costumes. Look at these trophies. Well, take another! Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. Get out of it! MATILDA Or even two, Bruce, A little less head, a lot more derriere. BIG KIDS Stop scaring your mother with that book, boy. . In . . Forgotten, by everyone except, that is [She pulls her coat over her head.] You could have heard a fly burp. I mean . . . in . . She daintily reaches up and captures a figurine of a woman throwing the hammer.]. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist. DOCTOR [She shoves ERIC out of his seat so MATILDA can stand on his desk.]. CHILDREN It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. I told them, I said, "Hey. Jack and Jill went up the hill If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! Matilda tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination, dares to take a stand to change her story with miraculous results. DOCTOR Her parents treat her poorly, but Matilda escapes into a world of books, which puts her reading level far above the other children in her class, and she develops a bit of magical power in an effort to defeat Trunchbull. That makes me so happy. I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! If you always take it on the chin and wear it, CHILDREN 2 As I was saying, Matilda. "I have paid for the posters, publicity, the catering, the toilet facilities. No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. MISS TRUNCHBULL He's part Italian, you know. MATILDA . And therefore, she is guilty! The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. What am I gonna do? MATILDA . . BIG KID [BEN] But I . He rips out several pages and throws them dramatically on the ground. BIG KID [BEN] That's not fair at all! The kindly librarian who loves hearing Matildas stories. MATILDA AMANDA stands up and screams in triumph. green! She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, You wouldn't beat them in a race! queens! My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. Stop! They line up at the back of the stage. I've got my deal today with the Russians. Well, I suppose your mother will be waiting for you. I'll come back later, then. What? Look at that! From the grunt I had practiced for many a month? The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage has been . [He rips the towel off to reveal that his hair is green.] her knickers stayed stuck to the seat! A little less dressing like your mum. My mummy says I'm a miracle, You have a worm, The couples and the children overlap the next two verses, as children split themselves among five couples and execute rote choreography. MRS WORMWOOD I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight! BRUCE To hammer throwing, life, and school NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more. . You MISS TRUNCHBULL finishes writing the word "GUILTY" on the board. ALL GIRLS It is delineated into "His" and "Hers" sides.] Apply just one simple rule as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. I mean, what else? does alice have lines in matilda the musical. Matilda has astonishing wit, intelligence. Do you think in that moment, when my big moment came, Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. MRS WORMWOOD [He sits down in a zen position.]. Yes. We can have our cake and eat it , Ah-ah-aah-ah A beautiful, beautiful little girl. Oh, my word, he's an ugly little thing. She uses them to carry on a conversation. Just get on your feet, Jenny. But I've got a baby! "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt Are you smoking a cigarette? And if it's not right, MISS HONEY MISS TRUNCHBULL turns off the screens with a remote and wheels around, holding a magnifying glass. I don't want green hair. (408) 938-1700 Fax No. The Invisible Man . CHILDREN This miracle . Nigel is a boy in Matilda 's class at Crunchem Hall Primary School. BIG KIDS The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. . Antibiotics, or . See you next week. I always compete, doctor. I can be a soldier. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! . Wonderful. MRS WORMWOOD MATILDA Her mind is incredible. Your hair! That's the bananas right there. . MRS PHELPS enters. "'The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage', and it is the most dangerous feat ever known to man! Cartwheel. With every swallow, you are tightening the noose. What's wrong with the telly? . what happened to deidre on rock 92. YoU listen here, my dear, MRS WORMWOOD walks out from behind the curtain, heavily pregnant. So you're Wormwood, are you? Alice Pumpernickle is a character from Matilda the Musical Contents 1 Appearances 2 Portrayals 2.1 Stratford 2.2 Original West End 2.3 Current West End 2.4 Former West End 2.5 Broadway 2.5.1 Main 2.5.2 Alternates 2.6 Acrobat Tour 2.6.1 Main 2.6.2 Alternates 2.7 Australia 2.7.1 Sydney 2.7.2 Melbourne 2.7.3 Brisbane 2.7.4 Australian/European Swings A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. MRS PHELPS [She takes MATILDA by the wrist and leads her to ERIC's desk.] BRUCE . Can I ask you a question? MATILDA stands at the front of the stage as her classmates walk in and the desks rise from the ground. COUPLE 3 I don't want another one. AMANDA and ERIC You can read words. Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. Oh, it's Miss Honey. [Looking irritated, she makes her way to BRUCE's side.] said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. MR WORMWOOD Did I let myself go. MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN They say it's a cupboard in her office that she throws children into. . I have suffered in this jail. The biggest burp I had ever heard about! Yourself, Matilda? 0 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. [to the phone] I'm gonna call you straight back. That is the biggest hug in the world. . The teacher's clearly falling short. It's the Trunchbull's speciality. But if you did happen to have a story you wanted to tell . Well? . Like hell! MATILDA starts pouring the hair dye into the Oil of Violets bottle. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. MR WORMWOOD MISS TRUNCHBULL Every day starts with the tick of a clock. Good morning, children! Twitter. Hello! I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. . That was Miss Honey. Twelve times two is twenty-four. MRS PHELPS is sitting on a block and MATILDA is standing on one, holding the two dolls. What? And I'm very sorry . And . . What? He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. You've made an awful error. He stands up on a block. See! Like you, I was curious, MATILDA You'll be punished so seVerely if you step out of line. She's probably having a meeting or something and won't want to be interrupted.